Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
My vagina is very pro this idea
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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