im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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