he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Randomize
