now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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