just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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