Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I know her cup size but not her name....
try to milk me bitch
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