i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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