I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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