ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
my god I love twenty year old dicks
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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