Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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