No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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