He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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