Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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