just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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