So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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