You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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