if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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