yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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