party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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