people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Randomize
