we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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