it hurts more in the daytime
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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