They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
how drunk are you?
Several
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
