yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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