All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
