She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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