she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
ttyl tear gas
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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