if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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