Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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