have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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