are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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