Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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