Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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