So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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