do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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