do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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