What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
