i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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