Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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