Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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