No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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