Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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