would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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