Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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