If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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