we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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