she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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