I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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