PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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