But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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