Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Randomize
